The New MacBook Pro

The New MacBook Pro

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From: THOMAS MICHAEL ANTONIO KUNISHIMA SANTULLI

To: Apple

Cc: Guodao DongZeng

Sent: Friday, April 15, 2011 8:41 PM

Subject: 亲吻我的皇家资产。

A: Apple

DA: KUNISHIMA

MESSAGGIO

GENIUS WE ARE UNABLE TO ACCEPT YOUR KINDNESS BECAUSE YOU WERE EXTREMELY INSULTING. WE REGRET TO HAVE WASTED OUR TIME INSIDE APPLE STORE SAKAE. THE BOYS MISSED THEIR DINNER ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR INFLATED UNFAVORABLE TREATMENT.

WHEN WE ASKED MATTHEW, A SALES REPRESENTATIVE ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF THE APPLE SAKAE STORE, HE IGNORED OUR REQUEST AND REFUSED TO SELL US ANOTHER FIVE 17" MacBookPro

I WONDER WHAT CUPERTINO WOULD HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOUR GENERAL XENOPHOBIA? ESPECIALLY HAVING ONLY 1 ILLEGAL NEAPOLITANO SALES REPRESENTATIVE!

NEXT WEEK AFTER THE MEDICAL TEAM VISITS IN HOSPITAL I WILL RETURN THE SMALL PURCHASE THAT RICCARDO TRANSACTED WITH THE KIND FEMALE STAFF REPRESENTATIVE. RE 85W MagSafe Power Adapter¥JP7800

WE DO NOT EXPECT TO HEAR YOUR RACIAL HARASSING OVERTURES AND NEGATIVE INSULTS EVER AGAIN IN ANY IDEOLECT YOU WOULD VENTURE TO BANTER WITH OUR FAMILY WHILE WE REMAIN ON THE ARCHIPELAGO SEARCHING FOR OUR DAUGHTER AFTER THE GREAT 2011 Tōhoku EARTH QUAKE. 

OUR FUTURES ON THE ARCHIPELAGO ARE UNCERTAIN AS YOURS AT THIS TIME, BUT WE WILL RELOCATE AS ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS DETERIORATE. 

JEROME WILL NEED HOSPITALIZATION FOR TRAUMAS. MING LI PERFORMS GOVERNMENT DUTIES IN BEIJING. MOXIE IS RUINING HIS LIFE AT aNIPPON UNIVERSITY, IF HE SHOWS UP AT THE FRONT DOOR OF APPLE STORE SAKAE THERE IS NO NEED TO ACCEPT HIS MONEY JUST CALL THE AICHI PREFECTURE POLICE DEPARTMENT AND HAVE THEM DEPORT MOXIE BACK TO PRC. 

YUN MY ELDEST SON, MET ME IN SEOUL AFTER HOSPITALIZATION IN ROMA AND FIRENZE TO RETURN TOGETHER TO TOKYO BRIEFLY TO AID IN THE SEARCH AND RESCUE EFFORTS OF IRENE KUNISHIMA SANTULLI. HIJIRIKO, HER MOTHER, REST IN PEACE. 

OUR FAVORITE COMMUNIQUE IS M.FUK.ALL.coZ¥ AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO KEEP YOU POSTED. SAYANARA ILL-LUMINOUS GENIUS

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The New MacBook Pro